Massive is a new comedy series on BBC Three starring Ralf Little (Two Pints Of Lager, The Royle Family), Carl Rice (Scallywagga) and Johnny Vegas (Ideal, Benidorm).

Danny (Ralf Little) and Seamus (Carl Rice) bonded over Oasis in '94 and have been best mates ever since. Both Manchester born-and-bred, both mid-twenties and both temping in dead-end jobs, they're united by one all-consuming passion: music.

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Character profiles


Danny (Ralf Little)

Didsbury born Danny is the middle-class foil to Gorton ghetto lad Seamus. He was geekier than Shay when they first met at the tender age of 12 – and he still is now. Occasionally in awe of his best mate's swagger, and always aware of his own bourgeois beginnings, Danny is nonetheless tenacious in his band tastes. And if we're absolutely honest, knows even more about music than his best mate. Ever enthusiastic and just a tad na

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Cast and crew


Ralf Little Danny
Carl Rice Shay
Johnny Vegas Tony
Joel Fry Swing
Christine Bottomley Lou
Lorraine Cheshire Lorraine
Craig Parkinson Strange Pete
Beverley Rudd Tina
Faye McKeever Marie
Jo King Nancy
Paul Kaye Manny Westside
Steve Furst Ricky Lisberg
Angus Barnett Nico
Marjorie Yates Zora
Nigel Whitmey Tommy Sadoski
Phillip Jackson Dennis

Damian Lanigan Writer and Creator
David Kerr Director
Jim Poyser Producer
Kenton Allen Executive Producer

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Episode guide



Episode 1

Danny and Shay quit their jobs to set up a record label. All they need to do now is sign someone…



Best mates Danny (Ralf Little) and Shay (Carl Rice) fritter away the dismal hours of their council jobs dreaming of signing bands and pressing vinyl.



Both Manchester born-and-raised, both inspired by their city's musical heritage – Tony Wilson, Joy Division, Oasis - the lads' lifelong ambition is to set up a record label.



Just when it looks like they're on the road to nowhere, Danny's gran dies and leaves him

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"I've been torpedoed!"
Askey replies..
"Well I didn't do it!"

whoa that sounds crapola///

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